Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what is worse than joel an infested asshole

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

thumb_up thumb_down -1

The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

thumb_up thumb_down -1

what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A drunk guy walks into a car

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

thumb_up thumb_down -1

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? He didn't give in to peer pressure.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

thumb_up thumb_down -1

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops