- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

a blind man drinking from a dog, thinking it was a fountain

How do you fit a giraffe into a refrigerator? You cut it into pieces.

Q: Why did the boy not laugh at the Anti Joke? A: Because he has no sense of humor

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

How do you convince a therapist that he is crazy? Hide in a fortress made of sporks wearing nothing but a belt, and start hissing and throwing paint at him repeatedly.

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

A fat man walked into a hot dog.

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

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