- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

In my country we don't swim, we drown.

What do you call a guy with no legs and no arms? Mat.

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

How do you survive the end of the world? You can't- everyone will die!

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says "Why the long face" The horse responds "My daughter has cancer"

Why did the woman spend all her time in the kitchen? For fear of her abusive husband.

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