- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

whats hairy and crys your mom

Why did the orange cross half way across the road Because it ran out of juice

What's the difference between a black person and a park bench? Benches are inanimate objects while people are indeed carbon-based life forms.

what did the tree say when it fell down? Nothing it is humanly impossible for a tree to talk. Especially after it fell down. I mean that would hurt.

Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he has no sense of living and no muscles to move.

What did santa claus get the boy with cancer for christmas? Nothing. Santa is not real and thus incapable of granting christmas wishes.

If my balls were on your chin, where would my dick be?

What did Sally get for Christmas? Who's Sally?

Christianity.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

why is the earth mad at the moon? cause the moon mooned the earth

Why did the cow cross the road? -Because it lives in India and is allowed to.

a black man, a jew, a mexican and an irish man walked into a bar and the bartender says: This is joke right??

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

Did u know that 10/10 people die?

Why did the police officer decide to eat a donut? Because he was slightly hungry, but a meal seemed too much for him.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

What did Hitler say to the Nazis? I have a mustache.

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. They all had different colors of hair.

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