What's worse then your pets death? I don't know I asked you.

what did the dead guy say to the boy? nothing he is dead.

What happened to the man who had the most loving parents and family when he was born, had an amazing childhood which he shared with so many good friends, was loved everywhere, helped the poor, started a fundraiser for starving kids in africa, got a college education, helped a complete stranger get off his drug addiction, married a beautiful woman, bought a nice house and had 3 children who he loved dearly and spent time with as much as he possibly could, tucked them in every night and enjoyed every second of his life as if it was his last? He died.

... a man has made himself a poop sandwich , refused to eat it and threw it away because it disgusted him ....

Why did the police officer arrest the baseball player? He raped and murdered a thirteen year old girl.

The american education system.

Vagina Boob

ring around the rosie ... your dead

Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

How do you make a girl scout cry? Steal her cookies

What is a jew in space? Dead

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot

What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

What is the most confusing day for chavs? Fathers day

Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

What day comes after Friday? Saturday, and Sunday comes afterwards.

What's funnier then the holocaust? A second one.

A little boy went to a sleep over . They watched a episode of pokemon and the flashing lights triggered the boys epilepsy he was driven to hospital and is recovered.

What do you call a Mexican who steals cars? John Doe, until he's been identified.

Knock Knock! Who's there? Sex! Sex Who? Sex with me. BOOM!

How does a printer work? You plug it in.

Where did suzie go for her Birthday? A van

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