How do you get a girl to pay for food? You Rape Her

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A co-pilot

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Hillary Clinton and 2 male aides were on a plane on a Friday evening which us not unusual for a secretary of state.

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Well that sucks, your dad is dead.

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-Ask me if I'm a tree. +Are you a tree? -Yes. -Ask me if I'm an orange. +Are you an orange? -No, I'm a tree, were you listening me?

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How do you enter a gas station? Through the front door

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why did the man paint his house? cause he never wanted to mow the lawn

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Why Did The Boy Fall Off The Swing? Because He Had No Arms.

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What's the difference between ?2 and and 74^3? ?-405242.585786

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What did T Pain say to the skipper of his yacht? I'm on a yacht

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What do you call an apple, an orange, and a pear in a bowl? Fruit

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my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Ben: do you want to hear a joke. jack: yh go on then, i bet its funny. Ben: Your future.

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Every Good Boy Deserves Fibromyalgia

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Ed Milliband knows what's best for the UK.

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Sex education in Texas.

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whats the difference between a Jew and a piece of pizza? pizza doesn't scream when its in the oven.

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How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

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Why was the truck driver speeding down the road? To get to his mother's funeral. Why didn't the baby cross the road? Because it didn't have any guts.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What's white and black and lives in the ghetto : a panda bear

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What's green and has wheels? Grass I lied about the wheels.

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In Soviet Russia, the political system was very different than it is today.

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what is the diference between my left tit and my right tit .... my right one was cut off because of breast cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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