Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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chuck norris was shot yesterday... tomorrow is the bullets funeral.

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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what do you call a blind man who buys a caller i.d.? handicapped

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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What's the same about a duck-billed platypus and a duck? They both have a duck bill on their face... Duh!

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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why does everyone like this website? ... because every other joke a little baby is dying.

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Is it true that curiousity killed the cat? No, I hit it multiple times with a baseball bat

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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