- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

Latvia isn't a joke

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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