- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red violets are blue I have a gassing chamber and you are a jew

Knock knock. Who's there? FedEx. FedEx who? Just kidding, it's hookers.

What's black and white and red all over? A dying zebra.

why did the chicken cross the road? I never got to ask it got hit by a car.

"Why did the chicken cross the road? ... To get to your house. Knock knock." "Who's there?" "The chicken"

how do you keep a bunch of black kids from jumping on the bed? your real firm with them and tell them someone may hurt themselves if they don't stop with the horseplay..

Man: Would you like to see someone Man 2: Sure Man: How bout the inside of an ambulance

What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because seven threatened to murder his family

I once went to a chiropractor. She was so awful looking. You know those weird spiky fish with the lightbulb hanging off it's head? .....I saw one in a documentary once.

How do you keep an idiot busy? Give him something to do.

A man walks into a bar and says "Ouch!"

Two construction workers are working on the final floor of what will soon be the worlds tallest building. The first turns to the other and says: "Hey tom can you throw me a three quarters hex wrench? i think my set is metric." the second guy turns around and says: "yea, here you go."

Jesus was born and rased a jew

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

How do you catch an elephant? Dig a nice deep hole in the ground, and fill it with ashes. Next, line the outside of the hole with peas. When the elephant comes to take a pea, kick it in the ash hole.

Whats do Hispanics and Blacks have in common? They are both stereo-typically defined and thus the subject of many popular jokes.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a banana.

How do you make Adolf Hitler angry? You can't, dead people are not sentient, and hence cannot feel anger.

Why don't traffic lights go swimming? Because they aren't sentient or animate, and therefore can't decide to undertake such an activity. Even if they were sentient, they wouldn't enjoy swimming as the water would damage their electrical works.

A black man breaks into a car, he doesn't steal anything because that would a violation of the car owner's privacy.

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