what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

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Q: What can a black man do that a llama can't? A: Walk

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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YEAH WELL SMELL YOUR BREATH U BELLEND

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Roses are yellow Daisies are purple Tv drinks yes Why swing the door

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A man is on an operating table. His heart stops beating and he suddenly finds himself at the Gates of Heaven. St. Peter approaches him. "Welcome, my son," St. Peter says. "I will ask you one question, and that will determine whether you can enter Heaven." The man nods nervously. St. Peter asks, "Did you ever commit a sin and never sought forgiveness?" The man thinks long and hard. "No, I always made sure to apologize." St. Peter smiles. "Congratulations, my son. You have passed the test, and may enter Heaven!" The man is ecstatic as the pearly gates open up for him. He enters Heaven and is astounded by its magnificent beauty. The man then loses all brain function and dies on the operating table.

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I love animals . But the ASPCA soon put a stop to that .

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Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 3, according to Mr. Owl

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Why did Tiarnan not ride is bike to school today. Tiarnan's dead.

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What did the Jew say to the Catholic? Nothing. He is a mute you insensitive moron!

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There once was a man from Peru, Who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke with a fright in the middle of the night and realized that his house was being robbed.

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Which of the following is the biggest? A. 7 B. 17 C. 71 D. Yo mama

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Four brothers joined the army and were deployed to Iraq. Two of them committed suicide.

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Why did Oliver fall? He shot himself.

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Mum, "Why aren't you listening to me, are you deaf or something?" Son, (Silence)...

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Whats the difference between a rabbit an a eagle? They both fly except for the rabbit

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What is Obamas favorite book? I don't know, ask him.

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What's worse than eating spinach? Dying.

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Why did the boy throw butter out the window? To test the principles of gravity.

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Know who had straight parents? Adolf Hitler.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave. This poem makes no sense, microwave

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? wheres my tractor! why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. why did the farmer cross the road? To get his chicken. Why didnt the farmer make it to the other side? He was hit by his tractor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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