What's the difference between a Chinese guy and a bucket of fried chicken? There are numerous differences.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

President Donald Trump

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

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What happened to the convict on death row? He died

GIRL: Honey, for a holiday we should go someplace nice BOY: How will that work, none of us speak Mexican...

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What is the difference between a black man dead in the middle of the road... and a deer dead in the middle of the road? One is a human and one is an animal

Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

Why did the boy loose his glass with milk? He got hit by a bus.

What will your friend do after you kill him? Nothing, he is dead.

What's the difference between a park bench and a black man? The bench can support a family!

What is the Modern Day slave trade? The nba

What did John look at when Meghan Fox took off her shirt? her undershirt

How do you kill a blonde? You stab her.

Why is the chicken on the road? Cuz he died trying to get to the other side.

Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

NAACP

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

whats hairy and crys your mom

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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