- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Roses are grey, Violets are grey, I'm color blind, How about you?

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? Because he had no arms!

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

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