Why was six afraid of seven? Because 7 8 9. I'm just counting

Why couldn't the bartender sell alcoholic beverages? He got fired

i had a black friend once......just kidding

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

- I was at my house last night - I was at your MOM'S house last night... I'm her neighbor, she was having trouble with her plumbing and I thought i should help out

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

What's bad about being a ghost with no arms or legs? You're dead.

Why did the teenage boy touch himself at night? Because he was shot in the stomach by his drunken father and was trying in vain to stop the bleeding.

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

darude- sandstorm

What does an Ethiopian hula-hoop with? A Cheerios JimBoto

What KFC? Deep fried aborted babies.

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why'd the man walk his dog His pen ran out of ink

There is more than one way to skin a cat. I used a potato skin peeler.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

Why doesn't Charlie Sheen take showers? Because he spends too much time on MySpace.

Yesterday I told a chemistry joke. There was no reaction.

25

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

How do you learn how to drive? You get in the driver seat

What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas?? -nothing, he didn't make it that far

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...