boobs!

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

A girl walks into a supermarket. She picks up a banana, a can of soup, and a loaf of bread. She then walks up to the cash register to pay. The cashier looks at her and the items she has and says, "I can tell you're single." She smiles and responds, "How do you know that?" He says, "Because you're ugly."

your mother is in alkatraz as she was sentenced to 25 to life due to false accusations

Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

What did the bride do on her wedding day? Get married.

I wear my sunglasses at night. I'm always getting into car accidents.

whats dumb and small? dandruff

There was once a boy who ate fire. He died of severe burns.

Whats worse then getting caught watching porn? 9/11

Why couldn't the elephant ride a bike? Because he had no thumbs...

What happened to the convict on death row? He died

Knock Knock Who's There Mailman Mailman who? Sir, I don't have time for this, take your mail.

What do you call a man who does not burst into tears after hearing that his mother has died? A person that has been desensitized by today's cruel world and society.

President Donald Trump

Rebecca Black and Justin Bieber get married.... Friends and family attend the wedding

How does Hitler like his juice? With pulp

Knock Knock Who's there? Cindy Cindy who? No it's Cindy Lou Who!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

Ask me if I like pie. Do you like pie? OF COURSE!!!!!

what did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? we are both lawyers

knock knock whos their? kevin kevin who? knock knock huh? queef

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have PTSD. Time to kill myself.

Why are Black Guys Black? Migration and adaptation to the harsh heat of the southern Sahara Desert. DUH.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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