- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There was a joke, one sentance, and no punchline.

whats the sad part of 4 negroes driving off a cliff? the car couldve fit 5

willie revilame

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Yo Momma's so fat......... that she should probably start eating healthy and exercising more regularly or else she may be at risk of developing heart disease or diabetes

Roses are red Violets are too I am color blind How about you

What kind of people have fat lips? People who have gotten punched in the lip or have suffered a serious lip injury that has caused their lips to swell up.

A man was struck by lightning. What did you think he got super powers or something? No. He died a horrible death

What did the man and woman do in bed together? Sleep.

What is the good thing about having sex with KL..... Nothing because she is a fat man

whats the difference between a fur rug and a pile of dead babies? i dont lie on a fur rug to pleasure myself

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

What did the blonde say when she saw anti-joke.com for the first time? Nothing. She's been in a vegetative state for three years and her parents finally decided to pull the plug.

What did one dog say to the other dog? Bark.

Whats the difference between cake and dead babies? Cakes make people happy while dead babies are a sad and disturbing sight to see.

What is Brown And Sticky ? ......... a Stick

Do you know the muffin man? No

whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

What's worse then having your wife leaving you? Taking the kids with her.

im a barbie girl in a barbie world !!!! no your not its not phisicly possible for a plastic doll to have any form of feelings !!!!!

I like my coffee how I like my women Without a penis

meh

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

If you are stranded on a deserted island would you eat your hand or the 5 star meal you butter prepared? -Matt

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