Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the man give money to the Jew? Why would a man give money to a Jew?

what did the blind man get for christmas? Cancer.....

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did the girl with cancer get for her birthday? Hairspray.

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

A fish swims up your penis...

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

Women's rights

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

What did the deaf guy get for Christmas? An iTunes gift card

Honey, it really is such a tragedy that my sense of sight doesn't function properly. I've missed out on many beautiful things in my lifetime.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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