- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

Knock Knock Who's there? The Police The Police who? YOU'RE UNDER ARREST! GET DOWN ON THE FLOOR! NOW!

Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

Q:What the difference between a piano and a guitar A: Nothing, there both instruments and i lied about the difference

How do you know when an Asian has robbed your house? You have informed the police, who in turn searched the house for DNA evidence, eventually leading them to the criminal, who just so happened to be a troubled Asian teenager attempting to join a local gang.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

How do you kill a deer? You don't, you just let it be because that's what a decent human being would do.

What's orange and sounds like a parrot? An orange parrot.

Why do cows have bad hand writing? because they don't have thumbs

What do you call a man with no arms or legs skiing? Skip.

Knock Knock Whos there? Rivkee Rivkee who? RIVKEEEEE FIRETRUCK!

What do Barbra Streisand and Danny Glover have in common? Nothing.

What did the teapot say to the teacup? Nothing. Teapots and teacups are inanimate objects, therefore, cannot speak.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it died.

Why did the schizophrenic chicken cross the road? He had to go to the clinic, the poor dear.

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