Knock Knock Who's there? Sargeant John Smith mam. I regret to inform you that your husband died in the line of fire - I'm sorry.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

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Every 20 seconds, a child in africa starves to death... Every 30 seconds, an obese american teen stuffs their face with McDonalds

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What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

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knock! knock! who's there? mom mom who? your mom... your girlfriend just died in a car accident while carrying you baby...

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How many lesbians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One, but she had a very muscular vagina.

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How many republicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Typically only one, though more may be required under extreme conditions.

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Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

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Once there was two fish in a tank, and one said "how do you drive this thing?".

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Thomas Hobbes had a good life Actually he was born prematurely which caused his mother to die, and his alcohallic father left him at a young age to an abusive older brother sucks to suck Hobbes, at least you were smart

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Mum: Never put off for tomorrow what can be done today. Child: Oh, I was going to play video games tomorrow, so...

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What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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women sitting on a bench quietly. they have no ability to speak.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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What's sad about four black people in a Cadillac driving off a cliff? Jerome never wanted it to end like this. James, his best friend, was drunk... Again. That was just the way he was. He got wasted, did something stupid, apologized, and then did it again. But this time, there would be no next time. They were supposed to be going to their graduation party, but instead, James fell asleep at the wheel. The cliff was rapidly approaching, and the doors were locked. All Jerome could do now was pray. Also, the Cadillac costed a lot.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Once upon a time a girl took a gun and shot herself in the face

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Why did the man mysteriously disappear? Because he was hiding without telling anyone that he was hiding.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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What did the black boy get for christmas? An Xbox.

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Why doesnt Mexico have a navy? Because cardboard doesnt float.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

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