Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Arrow to the Knee

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

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Why was the boy sad? Because he met Larry.

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Knock-knock. Who's there? Just open the damn door

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What did he hellen keller say to her dad ? Nothing she cant talk

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why did the chicken cross the road? to vote off obama

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

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What do you call a muslim with an RPG? Holy Shiite

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Who's fat? Holly Davis.

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How do you fit 100 babies in a bucket? put them in a blender. How do you get them out? potato chips.

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whats the difference between a chicken and a grape? there both green exept for the chicken

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What happened when the little girl said Bloody Mary 3 times in the dark? - She got her head smashed in the mirror, all of her intestines were neatly ripped out and was stabbed to death with No.2 mechanical pencils. Then her parents came home from dinner to find their daughter brutally killed in her own room. They notified police, opened a case and gave up after 12 years of searching for her killer. Both parents cried for the amount of years their daughter had been gone and they both decided to kill each other. The father raped the mom while slitting the back of her neck that led to her head being detached. Then the father left his pick up truck running and through his head toward the engine, which didn't really work. So he went back inside and watched Three and A Half Men.

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Why was the boy sad? I don't know, ask him.

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What happens when some one breaks apart your little brother's lego tower? You have a screaming little brother and a bunch of legos all over the floor.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They brutally whipped and tortured her.

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Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

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Knock Knock Who's there? Donald Trump Donald Trump who? I already told you my full name. You're fired!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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