girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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lebron

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Sarah Palin

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What's worse than being gay? Dying in a gas chamber in the Holocaust.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says its getting hot in here the other muffin say holy shit a talking muffin.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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a duck walks into a bar, sits down and asks for grapes. the bartender says, "no, we don't serve grapes." so the duck leaves. the next day the duck goes back to the bar, takes a seat. "got any grapes?" the bartender says, "i already told you we don't serve grapes here. if you come in here and ask for grapes one more time, i'm going to staple your beak to the wall!" the duck leaves. the next day, the duck returns, sits at the bar and asks, "got any staples?" the bartender replies, "no, but there's an Office Max next door where you might find some."

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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Why did the black man win the race Because he was faster than all the other contestants

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

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Jesus

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