What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Yo mama is so hairy she should probably start shaving.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Your neighbor.

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I bought a DVD called "the 18 holes of Tiger Woods". It was a fascinating incite into the golfing technique of arguably one of the greatest sportsmen of all time.

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How do you have sex with the blue waffle? stick your penis inside

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why did Timmy fall off the the slide? he was hit by a plane why was Jimmy laughing? he watched Timmy get hit by the plane

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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You.

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Hi

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Why did Sally fall of the Swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there Not Sally

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What is the difference between muffins and cornbread? I don't enjoy sticking cornbread in my anus.

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What is the difference between obama and a hobo. NOTHING

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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How many dead babies can you fit in a trash can? 12- 18 (depending on size) I know this because i use to work at a abortion clinic

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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A fat man on a moped

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your a Jew, I don't like you.

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What did the girl get for her birthday? Nothing...cause she died

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roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? He said, "Where's my tractor?"

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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whats black. an african american person

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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