- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

why was the man itchy? because he had herpies

Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: Comes in, sees masturbating son

Who's fat? Holly Davis.

A man walks into a bar. "Excuse me sir," he asks, "may I have a beer?" "No," says the bartender.

Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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What's the difference between a tube of toothpaste and Youtube? If you squeeze a tube of toothpaste then toothpaste comes out. You cannot squeeze Youtube because it is a popular video sharing website. Even if you could squeeze it, no toothpaste would come out..

Did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she.

Why did the tree fall? I cut it.

What do you call an Italian baby born with an extra toe? He was named Vincent Antonio Linguini and has been doing well with six toes.

What's orange and rhymes with parrot? Carrot

What do homosexual men do during sex? I don't know, but if you want to, I suggest you ask one of them.

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

Playing chess with a pigeon is like having an argument with a christian. No matter how good you are at chess, the pigeon will just knock over the pieces, crap on the board and strut around like it's victorious.

Knock knock. Who's there? You know. You know who? "Call him Voldemort.... Fear of a name increases fear of the thing itself."

What did the African boy get for his Christmas present for the first time? Leprosy

knock knock. I have a doorbell, you don't have to knock.

Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

What did the man say to the man? Awkward.

What happens when you throw a red rock in a green pond? It sinks.

What's the difference between a red cube and a green cube? Nothing, I'm color blind.

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