A Jewish man joins the German Army. He serves with distinction during the First World War, receives several commendations for bravery, and is one of the 12 million people killed during the Holocaust.

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A man walks into a bar and says: "ouch!"

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Kony 2012

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Why did the baby cross the road? cause it was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing. I lied about the deer.

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What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

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Yo mama is so fat that her dietician often recommends that she decrease her calorie intake and exercise more often to avoid risk of diabetes or potentially a stroke.

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What did the thief get for Christmas? Nothing. He was sentenced to the death penalty.

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What do you get when 100 sex-crazed gays are in the same room? About a quart.

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why was the boy in his closet? He is hiding because his father beats him because he is gay.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" The horse replies "I have cancer"

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A horse walks into a bar... Horses are not indigenous to China.

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what's harder than dodging bullets? dodging rain

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Roses are gray, violets are gray, everything's gray, bitch im a dog.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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A horse walks into a Bakery and asks "Do you have any wheat bread?", and the Baker replies "No, we only have white bread." So the horse says: "Thats okay, I rode my bike today."

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if a black man, a Chinese man, and an Indian were about to jump off the Eiffel tower, who would hit the ground first? who cares?

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What do stuffed animals and living animals have in common? There both living except the stuffed animal.

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I went to see a fight and all of a sudden a hockey game broke out.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why do people discriminate against black people? Because they show an undeserving amount of disrespect towards the rest of the world and why should they get anything better than what they offer.

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There was a small boy with a lollipop and a spinning hat. He died of lieukemia.

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give my joke a thumbs up Please!!!

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What did the orphan say to the other orphan? Annie is my favorite movie.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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