Gale swallows.

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How did the fat man die? Someone who was mad at society shot him and many others in the head while at the workplace.

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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"Knock knock" "Who's there?" "Come in" "Come in who?"

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This comment is anti to jokes.

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Obama 2012

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what did the atheist get for Christmas? Nothing. If he was being truly honest to his beliefs, he wouldn't partake in a christian holiday.

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What has 4 legs and doesn't bark? A dead dog.

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Q-- Why did the boy stop playing football? A -- He had to go for his tea

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pedophile

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whats red and smells like blue paint? Hank Kovalcik

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Yo mamma is so pretty, she is frequently complimented on her good looks.

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Did you hear the one about the priest, the rabbi, the astronaut, the olympic diver, the mcdonald's employee, and the web designer? Neither did I...

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

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Why coulden't the fish swim? He got poked in the eye with my nipple. My nipples get really big when I'm swimming in cold water.

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What's the difference between donuts and dead babies I don't have a pile of donuts in my garage

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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what did the Spanish priest say to the Ukranian gynocologist? *fart*

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Why did the fireman wear suspenders? To keep his pants up.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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why cant the black guy vote? because hes not 18 yet.

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