A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What do you get when you cross a pelican with a mountain goat? It's hard to say.

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panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

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A fat man on a moped

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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How many dyslexics does it take to screw in a light bulb? Dyslexia is a cognitive learning disability characterized by the sufferer's inability to fluently spell, speak and read. Being a intellectual disability, the chances that dyslexia could impair the practical functionality of a sufferer are very slim and hence it it is highly probable that it would only take one dyslexic to change a light bulb in the simplest of conditions. However, to definitively answer this question, I would have to know a range of variables such as the height above the ground at which the light socket is mounted, the physical height of the dyslexic, the voltage and amp characteristics of the light-bulb itself, the physical well-being of the dyslexic etc. These variables are unknown, are not mentioned in the initial question (as is common for this type of question) and hence, I cannot answer this question to any degree of accuracy.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Awkward silence Awkward silence who? ...

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What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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2+2= 478

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Why did the horse have 5 legs? She was still giving birth.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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