Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Why was the black guy good at basketball? He practiced hard everyday.

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what was the dinosaur after it got out of the pool? wet

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Q. What's funnier than an anti-joke? A. Thousands of anti-jokes, compiled on a worldwide network.

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Two cannibals are eating around a fire in the jungle, and one turns to the other and says "Does this taste funny to you?" Oh yeah, and they're eating a clown.

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You might be redneck if you are... Indian

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why doesnt cornelia say anything? she didnt answer

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A skeleton goes to a bar an orders a human flesh.

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Why do u call a book a book??? Cause it is a book!!!

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Why did the motorcyclist die? I heard he was sat on by Chuck Norris.

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why does breanna love pie? BECAUSE ITS JIMMYS LAST NAME!!!

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A man walks into a bar with a couple of chickens by his side. He sees a man sitting at the bar drinking a beer. The man who's drinking the beer offers the other man a seat, and asks him to join him in the drinking. The other man hardly refuses and takes the glass from the other man and throws it on the with all his power to the floor. The man sitting at the bar asks him why he did it. The man answers: "My chickens don't like beer"

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a 12 year eld Maxican girl is aksed to spell the werd newmonia she gets it rite and wins the spalling beef which makes me sad bcuz English is my forst langage and i still dont get it and im 25

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bench? A Mexican is a human being of Aztec descent, while a bench is an inanimate object used most frequently as a place to sit.

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What's the difference between a black man and cake? I like cake.

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what did the mexican firefighter name his two sons. Ryan and Mike.......

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares?

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Whats he best type of terroist? A dead one.

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What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

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Libraries.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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Jesus can walk on water. Babies are 75% water. I can walk on babies. I am... In jail.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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A guy with no legs walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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