A guy sitting at a bar was getting really impatient for his drink, so when the bartender asked if everything was fine, he yelled, "No, it's not! Where the f*** is my drink?!" The bartender replied, "I'm not sure what you're asking, 'cause I don't know what letters the asterisks are replacing."

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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what does a jew want most for hanukkah? presents

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom, and American when you come out, what are you inside? American! What are you, a communist?

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what happened to the guy that got attacked by a shark he died

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What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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A man walks into a bar. "Ouch!" he shouted after he stubbed his toe on a table.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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acuna

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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What did the priest do when he noticed the young boy bent over picking up crayons he had dropped? He helped him pick them up

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

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lebron

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why was the little girl crying? because her dad hit her.

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Sarah Palin

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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What happens when you turn back time? You get "emit."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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