- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blonde fall down? She got shot in the head.

Q. Did you hear about the kid napping? A. Yeah, he woke up and was grumpy

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

A Priest, a Rabbi, and Santa Claus are on a plane. This is impossible because Santa Claus does not exist.

what is long,hard and holds semen,a submarine , i spelled seamen wrong

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

I need somebody to lean on... ...Because one of my legs was amputated after I was blown up on a mine field in afganistan.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why was the Jewish man put to death? Because he was convicted by a jury of his peers in a fair trial overseen by a judge in good standing in a United States court for 12 counts of homicide

Roses are Red Voilets are Red I am Red I am Dead

What's the difference between a turtle and a bird? They both fly. Except the turtle.

what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

What starts with an F and ends with a UCK? Firetruck.

What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

You.

I went to buy some camouflage shorst the other day but I couldn't find any.

Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What’s brown, sticky and smells like poo? Shit!!

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What do you a a toilet with fecal matter in it? A toilet.

What did the boy do when he was cold? He got a blanket.

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