A duck walks into a bar. The bartender-"Hey we don't serve your kind here!" The duck-"What ducks?" The bartender -"No Jewish"

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How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Q: What's the Difference between Judaism and Catholicism? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

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what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

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Whats the difference between a black man and a pizza? A pizza is an inanimate object, while a black man is a person. racist F.u.c.k.

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you momas so fat, you momas so ugly Your mother's breasts sag with such severity that the late great Salvador Dali mistook them for cloth.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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Richard fell off a cliff. He hit the pavement and died on contact. If only he knew he could fly.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Q. How many pancakes can fit in a dog house? A. 0. Penguins don't like icecream.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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Yep, super duper stressed, all of the time, but how did you know?

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How do you occupy a blonde for hours ? Give her a long list of stuff to do.

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whats worse than getting beaten up by a bully? realizing your fly was down the whole time and getting beaten up by a bully

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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If Barbie is so popular...why do you have to buy her friends?

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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