What a vase and a cheeseburger have in common? It has it's price.

why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Animal cruelty

Kony 2012

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

What do you call a dead blond in a closet? A homicide victim.

Christians

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This comment is anti to jokes.

Punch line.

Dude, you're never going to guess how stupid my friend Philip is! Really? What did he do?? Nothing. Philip will be attending the prestigious Princeton University next year and is therefore an incredibly intelligent human-being. You're an idiot for believing me.

What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

What did the idiot call his pet zebra? Charlie. The fact that the man is an idiot is irrelevant.

A mogwai walks into a bar. The bartender says "Sorry, we don't feed mogwais after midnight."

pedophile

How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

The night is always darkest just before the dawn. Just kidding I'm Helen Keller, everything's always dark.

who did the strait guy marry? a woman

Yo mama so stupid she liked this joke

What's black and blue and red all over? A person who was just in a fight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Suisidal

What did the little girl with no arms or legs get for christmas? Cancer.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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