What would be funny? Seeing justin beiber 's penis.

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Why can't Michael Jackson drive? Because he's dead.

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What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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Why was the little boy sad? He tried to dry off his puppy in the oven.

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A man walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder. The bartender immediately tells him to leave as they don't allow pets.

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A blonde walks into a library. "PLEASE CAN I HAVE A CHEESEBURGER?!" he shouts at the top of his lungs. "Sir, this is a library," the librarian says. "Oh, sorry," he whispers and goes to McDonald's Two years of the routine and he dies of of heart failure and has diabetes.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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how do you get expelled? Rape a special ed kid.

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Welcome to Watchmojo dot com and today we'll be talking about the Top 10 numbers from 1 through 10. In this episode we will be discussing which numbers from 1 to 10 gain popularity and mainstream appeal amongst people from all over the world. Number 10. 10 (Ten) Number 9. 6 (Six) Number 8. 8 (Eight) Number 7. 4 (Four) Number 6. 5 (Five) Number 5. 3 (Three) Number 4. 2 (Two) Number 3. 9 (Nine) Number 2. 7 (Seven) Here are some honorable mentions: 3.14 9.9 1 and a half Number 1. 1 (One)

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Jesus

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Miscarriages.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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What is the difference between a dead baby and a bowling ball? You can't pick up a bowling ball with a pitchfork.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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hrih

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A woman is about to buy a house and is faced with a difficult decision. She must choose which house she'll buy the next day. During the night she thinks about it and the next morning she has made a rational decision. What house did she choose ? TRICK QUESTION - Women can't make rational decisions.

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what did batman Say to robin before they got into the car? get in the car

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

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I just lost the game where if you think about the game then you lose the game. so did you.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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