Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

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Why did Charlie fall? He got shot 24 times in the chest.

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Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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Suck my bigvagina you faggetass bitchybuns

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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How many fairies does it take to screw in a light bulb? If you still believe in fairies, there's something wrong with you.

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What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

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Why Did the baby cross the street? He was stapled to the chicken's back

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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A guy vociferiously kills another person- fueled by the incentive of personal gain provided by his rapacious, human nature. He is an army soldier who's triumphant in battle and hoping to recieve a promotion. However, ultimately all he did was essentially insignificantt and his acts of purported valor were diametrically unnoticed by all except for his closest friends/allies. He never did supass his original self of a soldier and died of a natural cause that was disclosed only to the members of his immediate family.

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9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

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Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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