what did the little boy see when he walked into his parents bed room a bed

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Me: Knock Knock! You: Door's Open!

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What's black and not working? An old, broken piano.

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-rick:hey wut happens wen i pull this pin -jerry:rick no!!!!! rick then starts to cry as he remembers the tragic accident that caused his friends death,which rick caused

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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How do you get a one-armed Polak out of a tree? Get a ladder and carry him down.

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A: Knock knock B: "NOOOO" A: *Comes in, sees masturbating son*

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knock knock. who's there pismil pismil who pigsmil cookies

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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

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wats worse than gettin bitched at by ur mom? gettin raped by a giant scorpian n getting SUPER ULTRA MEGA AIDS

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Jesus

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What do you call a fly with no wings? Joseph

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what do you call a man with no arms and no legs? Bob

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What did the Spanish immigrant say? Olah.

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Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

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A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

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What did the nurse say to the doctor? Boo-hoo, i was pranked over the phone, i'm gonna kill myself now.

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A priest and a bunch of boys are in a room. They are having choir practice.

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What's the best way to eat 20 pancakes in ten minutes? With a fork

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Q: Whats Faster than a bullet A: A Jew chasing coin

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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roses are red, violets are blue when ever l flush the toilet i think of you

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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