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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? We will never know. Chickens are incapable of communicating with humans and thus the intent of the chicken can only be speculated.

Q. What is Black, White, and Red all over?? A. A girl just having sex and her Cherry broke all over your dick..

Whats worse than having a parking cone rammed up your ass? Realizing that a big orange cone is up your ass.

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

What do you call an Asian guy doing homework? A student

what's worse than getting cancer.........nothing cancer is a pretty bad thing

what do you do with a fat little chug...kick em in the guts

A paralyzed guy walks into a bar... Oh wait, he can't.

What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

Whatever tomorrow brings, I'll be there. Just kidding because today brought terminal cancer.

What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Whats green? The color green.

Why did Suzie fall off the Swing? She had no arms.. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Suzie.

Why did the retirement home go out of business. There was a fire and all of the residents charred to death accept for a couple who escaped but were too traumatized to return to the old folks home.

a christian man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a jewish man asked god a question. he did not get an answer. a muslim man asked god a question. he too, did not get an answer. an atheist man asked god a question. he got his answer.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

What happened to Jillian when she walked out the door? She got hit by a bus A. Knock knock B. Whos there? A. Not Jillian

Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

A couple elopes in Vegas. The next morning while eating breakfast the woman tells her husband she thinks it was a mistake, using her alcoholism as an excuse for her inability to make practical decisions. The man proceeded to cry and called his attorney to arrangea proper divorce.

What's five times 10? Sixty, you retarded fuck.

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What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

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