Why did the depressed man jump off the bridge? Because bungee jumping is a great activity to relieve stress.

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A lady walks into her bedroom and sees her boy friend having sex with another girl. She hears the phone ring and a voice says "your grandma died".

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Why did the purse kill a circus yeast? Secks

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What happened when Suzy fell off the swing? She hurt herself.

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matt has ebola...funny right!?

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Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

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whats black and hangs from my tree a plum

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Why did the boy drop his icecream cone? Because of the shock of seeing his dead family.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm going to murder you Did you look behind you?

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Why did Sam have no friends? He was dead.

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Your mother is so retarded. How retarded is she? Very retarded.

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you know whats worse than being cold? being colder

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What do you do when you see someone from the kkk? Accept what you saw and move on with your day

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Guy A walks into a bar and sits down beside guy B, they quickly spark up a quick conversation about golf, Guy B says "i hit the ball so hard, it soared 200 yards", Guy A quickly responds by saying "I hit your mom so hard!" Guy B responds "the jokes on you, my mom has herpes"

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Q. Why did the black man not get on the boat A. Because he gets seasick

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roses are red vilots are blue in soviot russa poem read you.

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Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

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Why did the Zombie kill and eat a man? Because it was hungry.

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What do you call a poor Donald Trump? Donald Trump

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XD Okay then, just a little and I am not very fond of it, I mean I tried something called tekken but that just made me nauseus. Then I got into some car racing game years ago, RidgeRacer I think, but when I moved the car to the sides, I kinda involuntarily tilted to the sides, and ended up smacking on the ground a couple of times.

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What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

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why did the woman call the police? because there was a murderer pointing a gun at her at her son.

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What gets louder as it gets smaller? A man in a trash compactor.

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Q: Why can't dinosaurs talk? A: Because they're all dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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