a chicken and a rooster walk into a bar. and then walk out because a bar is no place for a chicken and a rooster.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

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Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

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What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

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Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

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Women's rights.

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why didn't love legs cross the road because he had no balls

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Why did the boy stop singing? Because his lungs collapsed.

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Stevie Wonders said to his friend, "Have you seen my house?" "No" "Neither have I"

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Adam is gay tom is here that's nice

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what is worse than joel an infested asshole

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Don't you hate when you finger your belly button and your nipples exploed?

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A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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What did the boy say after he got hit by a bus? Nothing. He's dead.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the gas man, I've come to read your meter, like we arranged.

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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why did the Jew not attend school ? because he was 27

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Q: Why didn't i save my work? A: Because i didn't do any work?

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What do you call a fly without wings? A rather unfortunate physical disability

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Mark Mark who? Mark Jennings. Oh hey, Mark, come in.

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A boy writes an anti-joke. It is not funny. He sees his friends teasing him about the jokes stupidity. He promptly pokes his eyes out with a dull broom stick. He can still hear his friends mocking him. He cuts his ears off with an industrial meat slicer. He wakes up the next morning and doesnt give a crap about the prior days events. Mainly because he can no longer see or hear.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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