How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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Vote this down and get DOXED

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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black people

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What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

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Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

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Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherf***ing snakes on that motherf***ing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Why did Steven Hawking walk into a bar? He didn't he can't walk

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Two guys fight over a girl. The girl gets up from under them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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