- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was billy made fun of his whole life? Because he's mentally retarded

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

Why can't John hear what Muhammad says? John is deaf.

what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

What do you call a blue chair A black person

what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

why did the man take the bus to work he didnt have a liscence

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally, she has no arms.

Latvia isn't a joke

What's long, black, and the tip is shaped like a mushroom? A mushroom.

How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

What do you call a Mexican without a lawnmower. A Mexican that is fresh out of college and does not yet own a lawnmower.

Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Did you hear about the kid from Oklahoma? Yeah, he died.

How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

Q: what do u call a plane that flies A: a plane

What's it called when an abusive alcoholic father iguana has trouble connecting with his wayward teenage drug addict son iguana, while at the same time the mother iguana doesn't come home till late hours and constantly calls her daughter iguana a slut? Reptile Dysfunction.

your mom is so nasty that when she took a shower and acquired general etiquette, she became possibly more respectable

I've lost my electron!! Are you sure? Yes! I'm Positive!

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

What do you call a black man that likes potatoes? Whatever his name is.

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