Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

Do you know what hurts? An abortion.

Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

Q:the is a mexican and a black guy in the car who id driving? A:the cop

What did john say to bob Hey bob

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Alot of people try to make shitty jokes on this webpage, thinking they're funny. They aren't.

What did the angry asian man do after he crashed his car? He died of serious head trauma and internal bleeding.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

how do you get a man with a gun out of your house? you don't.

What did the korean guy order at the deli? A sandwich

What is the difference between Switzerland and Sudan? One is in Europe the other is in Africa

What's yellow and shark infested? Shark infested banana pudding.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

A Guitar is an instrument. As far as you know...

Yo mama so fat she left the house in high heels and when she came back she had on flip flops. tom halls mum

U know whats worser than having a worm in your apple... Having 1352 dislikes on your anti-joke...

Knock knock. Who's there? A bad joke.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

My wife is going to the Caribbean Jamaica? No, St Lucia

Why wasn't cacto at school that day. Because Silas gave him extreme butthole aids.

Why was a mother crying at a hospital? Because a bird threw a stick at her five minutes ago.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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