- Anti Joke

A man is walking down the street in Chicago. A man in a car pulls up next to him and asks him, "Excuse me sir, how do I get to Carnegie Hall?", at which the man on the street said, "Go straight here, turn onto Birch, follow that to the second stop light, then turn left on Main, big complex, can't miss it." "Thank you!"

Stephen Walking hawks into a bar.

Why did the girl fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari ? I don't have a Ferrari in my basement.

What's Green and flies? Super Grapes cousin Super Grape

Yo momma so normal, she got married, had three kids and then lived a dull but contented life.

Dam. Mothers Against Dyslexia.

Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

What do you call a kid with down syndrome and no arms? Whatever his name is.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

You ask your friend if they want to hear a joke when they say yes tell them that thought you had a joke

what is worse than the holocaust. interracial relationship, cough..... oli

Christianity.

How long did the Hundred Years' War last? 116 years.

Doctor, doctor! I think I've got an ear infection. I best give you some medicine.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

what is orange? an orange

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

What did the kid with all F's on his report card get? Beat by his parents

Why was the camel sad he wasnt, camels dont have feelings

what do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question ................

"This is what kind of fail class?" "AN EPIC FAIL!"