Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

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Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

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What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

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How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

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What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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What's brown and sticky? A stick. But if you answered poop you aren't wrong.

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What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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Why did Jimmy fall of his tractor? Because Jimmy doesn't have any arms or legs...Why doesn't Jimmy have any arms and legs? Cause Jimmy is a potato.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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