- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the octopus say to the squid? Nothing, considering these two species can't speak.

Why did the man tell the other man to shut up? The other man said something that made the man who said shut up mad so he told the man to shut up.

A blonde walks into a bar; she orders and enjoys her drink and then leaves with her thirst quenched.

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Why did the aeroplane fall out of the sky? An ant jumped on it

What's black and white and red all over? The color spectrum. Along with other colors.

How do you make a person laugh? Tell a good joke How do you make them cry? Tell a sad story How do you make them cry and laugh at the same time? Tell a bad joke

What do you call a pig and a ball when u come across both of them? A ball hog!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a tape worm in your apple.

The man and the women were doing something. What are you looking? They just talked

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, ask the chicken.

A frenchman, an englishman, and an italian walk into a bar. They proceed to drink their beer in silence, because they can't understand each other one bit.

What did the cow say to the other cow? Moo

What's worse then running out of toilet paper? Getting shot

what did the women with no arms and legs say to her daughter? go to your room.

Yo mama so fat when she went to the ocean the whales started to sing we are family even though your fatter than me

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

Why din't Santa come to Timmy's house? Timmy died 6 months ago. :(

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

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