What happened to the boy that got hit by a bus? He was by a 2nd bus, by which he felt no pain because the first bus crushed his lungs and skull causing suffocation and profuse hemorraging.

No because your face is really f***** up.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb? One.

yo mama soooooooooooo fat that she should be concerned of the incressed risk of dibties

What was the joke about that woman with altsimers again? Ironically I forgot.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

there's a bus full of black people what do you call the white bus driver? coach.

You wanna hear a joke? The 19th amendment. Just kidding, women are actually a very valued part of our society. Just kidding again.

A black guy, a jew, and an asian walk into a bar, have a beer each, and then leave, because they have high-paying jobs and don't want to risk getting DUIs.

why is 6 afraid of 7? i don't know, ask 6

Why Didnt John Return any of his calls he was in a very serious car accident fell into a coma and will probablly will not wake up ever again

What's better than winning the special olympics? Not being retarded.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

what di the black kid get 4 x-MAS nothing

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

whats hairy and crys your mom

a guy on the street throws a boy between 2 priests

How does a black guy die? He doesn't , he's black

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

Roses are grey, Violets are black, I have Alzheimer's, Barthtub.

Whats the difference between a house and a truck? Ones a truck the other one is a house

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