Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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*Guy and Jar of Chunky Peanut Butter* Guy; "Hey you're chunky" Peanut Butter; "I know"

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There is a Mexican, American, and an Italian on a boat.They start to sink. All of them brought things from their country. The Mexican threw burritos over and said, "We have too much of these." The American threw american cheese over and said, "We have too much of these in our country." The Italian throws over pizza and says the same thing. They are still sinking. Then, the American picks up the Mexican, throws him over and says, "We have too much of these in our country."

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At home, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 10 mins, it's 3:30. At school, 3:20 pm - Close eyes for 20 mins, it's 3:40 and schools been finished for ten minutes.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't, that was a turkey. Oh.

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A man is sitting on his couch. The lights go out and his TV begins to float away. He breaks down into tears believing he has been cursed for a crime he commited earlier.

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Why was a woman crying in a corner of a room She was raped

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Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. A.Knock knock B. Who's there? A.Not Susie

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Knock Know Who's there? Not your dog, he just got run over.

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A blonde is rowing a boat in a cornfield. While driving by, another blonde notices and pulls over and steps out of her car. She looks out and yells "You know, it's blondes like you that are giving us a bad name. If you weren't so far out, I would swim out there and beat the shit outta you!"

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First the lord created light by shouti... ...Then the lord travelled back in time in order to create voice before that. The lord then said "I almost logic and everything failed at the very beginning. he corrected himself and saw it was good,

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What's the difference between a horse and a chicken? They're different species and also the chicken is female, while the horse I was referring to is male.

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A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

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What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

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Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

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Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

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what is orange? an orange

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knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

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What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They took away her Gameboy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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