- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you kill a bunch of flies in one swat? Smack an African kid in the face.

What did the heroin addict get for Christmas? Aids from a used needle.

Why did the bird fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the bird.

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Wanna hear the most repeated joke on anti jokes? Why did [insert name here] fall off the swing? Because he/she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not [insert name here].

What's fun and challenging? Writing an anti-joke.

Q: Why is Rosie odonell fat? A: Because you are sexual attracted to small children.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

What did Kony say to the children right before he took them Come with me you f*** n*

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

why is there art classes so people can make beautiful pieces of art :)

What do you call Mary in a wheelchair ... virgin mobile

Knock Knock Who's There? Peyton Peyton who? Peyton Manning

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How can you tell if your wife is dead? The sex is the same but the dishes pile up.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

Knock knock. "Who's there?" "It's Mr. Johnson, your next door neighbor." "Come on in."

what do you call a woman with cancer wearing a wedding dress? a shouttellcock

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What's big, hard, in the water, and isolated? Shutter Island

how many Ethiopians can you fit in a bathtub? all of them.

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