- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a discounted watercraft? It is traditional to use a female name.

What did the transvestite say to the hypochondriac? "Ever been to Toledo?"

Bend over Touch your toes I'll show you where The monster goes

What do you call an blank test? an F

Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

I started a pottery course where the two instructors looked like Demi Moore and Patrick Swayze. The only other student looked like Whooping Goldberg. This teacher to student ratio proved invaluable as I am hoping to make a living as an artist and really appreciated all the extra attention.

why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

mexicans fishing

Girls Lacrosse.

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

Why did the black guy get hit by a train? I strapped him to the tracks

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You would run away too if your name was urdaagaa.

What do you call a low-fat banana? A nothing...

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

The other day, a buddy of mine gave me some of his sandwich. "My wife made it," he said. "It's really good," I answered. We chewed in silence after that.

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

What's the difference between a rhinoceros? I DIDN'T MURDER MY BROTHER OKAY!!!!!

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