What do you call a black man who sells drugs? A pharmacist.

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How many dead babies can you fit in a bathtub? 17

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Q: Why did the black man fall off of the cliff? A: He was the victim of a hate crime and his body had to be dumped somewhere

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That awkward moment when a sentence doesn't end the way you thought it gay unicorn

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your mom is so fat that she should probably try a deit in the neer future.

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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Knock Knock Who's there? ........

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Roses are red, Metal is gray, Justin Beiber, is very gay

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A man and woman walk into a funeral home. They are both very sad about the loss of their father who they loved dearly.

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There was a kid and one day he didnt do his homework...he failed.

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How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

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Q: Why does the blonde have the biggest tits in the third grade? A: Because she's 21

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How come the dog didn't want to go into the sun? -Because it didn't want to turn into a hotdog.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What do you call an African-American picking cotton and harvesting wheat. A farmer.

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what do you call a man with blue eyes??? a man with blue eyes

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If you give a mouse a cookie, he will probably eat it then have a heart attack due to the high level of sugar in the cookie

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He didn't, he died in the middle of this task.

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A giant storm loomed over a village atop a hill. Citizens were frightened for their lives, all but Jonny. He was bullied from the age of 3 months, by his Uncle Clive, who was a Catholic Priest. Jonny Harrison, was going into the storm. Jonny knew he could amount to something, if he really tried. He has 6 years behind him, and a long life ahead, and he figured, what's the worst that could happen? Jonny sat his mother down, looked her in the eye and whispered farewell. He wished his father the best wishes. Finally, Rosie, Jonny's sweet old Grandmother, who has been through 13 interventions and countless suicide attempts, opened her ears to young Jonny, he said softly in her ear, the words, "Hang in there, Gran. I know you can pull through, I may be only six but I sure as heck know how much i care for you.". The words of love echoed in her ears as Jonny walked away. He took with him a carton of Ribena and his lucky medal and took his first step outside. He took the carton of Ribena, crumpled it up, spraying fruit juice on his dungarees, and threw it to the wet grass. He faced the towering lightning cloud and shouted, "Nothing will stop me!". Jonny died shortly after of AIDS. His Uncle Clive was sentence to 5 years in prison for child molestation and consistant child abuse. Rosie Harrison died later that day.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she believes in God. While her faith has absolutely nothing to do with her intelligence and in 2014 only the most bigoted and stupid people would demean people based on their religion,she does have an IQ of 65 and is therefore believed to be mentally inadequate. It's really quite sad.

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ADAM FANTUZZI SUCKS KIRANS BALL SACK

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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