- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

Is maynaise an instrument?

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

a mexican, a asian and a black guy are in a car whos driving? your mom

(PC) What did the homosexual man say when accidently sat on a stick? Ouch.

The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Why did the little boy refuse to kiss his grandmother? He was afraid she would slip him some tongue.

What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

What did the cow say when he saw his family get murdered? Moo.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

Why was the Indian at the casino? He had a gambling addiction.

A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

I'm Donald Trump! Wump wump wump! In for a penny, in for a pound. I'm Donald Trump!

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