Why did the chicken cross the road? Probably because it saw some food, or because it felt threatened on the side of the road it was already on.

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Why did Sally fall off a tree? The tree was a man wearing a tree costume and was sexually assaulting her with his branches. Sally fell off because the cops came and the man threw her down. The tree man is still on the loose. If you have any info please call crime stoppers.

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What's worse then finding a worm in your apple ? Finding out your apple is rotten on top of that.

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Last christmas, I gave you my heart, and the very next day, you're body rejected the transplant and you died.

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Why can't Stuart post a joke? Because he is using a giant iphone

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One day, a mother was talking with her three daughters. "Mommy," the first one asked, "Why did you name me Daisy?" "Because when we took you home, a daisy petal fell on your head." "Mommy," the second one said, "Why did you name me Rose?" "Because when we took you home, a rose petal fell on your head." "MMMMBBBWWAAAAAAAAAGGGGGHHHHH!" the third daughter cried. She was born with severe cognitive damage and is incapable of coherent speech.

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Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

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What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

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Why do eggs come in 12? because 13 is bad luck

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What did the screwdriver do when it was insulted? It got up and walked away.

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What do you call 4 black guys in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat. What do you call a fat black guy in a red sleeping bag? Kit Kat Chunky.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: I personally really do not know

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Hey I Just Met You And This Is Crazy But I Am Pregnant And It's Yhur Baby ~GotDemChoozen

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Kefka > Sephiroth

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Knock Knock Who's there? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny your son let me in mom! Son, I have something to tell you. What? Well, you're actually adopted *sobs*

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q. what did batman say to robin before they got in the batmobile a. hey robin get in the bat mobile

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Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

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roses are red violets are blue What smells like poo? Your waffle's blue

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why was the girl raped? she left the kitchen.

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Is maynaise an instrument?

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why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent

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What's worse than having two girlfriends at once? Seven. Seven girlfriends.

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The first cow: are you worried about mad cow disease? the second cow: no, im a helicopter

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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