some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

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How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Wanna hear a funny joke? Oh, I was just asking.

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A man walks into a bar he said oww when did this metel bar get here

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Knock Knock Whos there? Opportunity

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HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

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What did the math teacher get after he ate and he ate? A full stomach.

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Pikachu walked into a bar. "GO, SQUIRTLE!" the bartender screamed. An epic Pokémon battle ensued, after they got drunk. The end. Pika pi!

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What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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How do you know that an elephant has been in your refrigerator? The door is ripped off and the refrigerator is lying on it's side. All the shelves are strewn around the floor and your food has been partially eaten or simply crushed. You also have costly damage done to your house and most likely a frightened elephant in your house

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What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

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Why did Hitler kill six million Jews? Why not?

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What do u call a matthew vasquez with a guitar, a one man mariachi band... cuz he is mexican

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Person 1: Ask me if I'm a tree. Person 2: Are you a tree? Person 1: No.

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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Where does Hemech take a shit? The toilet's ass

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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roses are black violets are black I'm blind i need a dog.

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Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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