Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

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What ended in the year 1970? 1969

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What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

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Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

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So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

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Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

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Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

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What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

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Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

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What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

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This sentance contains three errers

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Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

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what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

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The adventures of Helen Keller:

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How many pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbuld? Likely the same number as is required when people of non-polish descent screw in lightbulds. Overall however it is variable based on the number or bulbs, position of bulbs in relation to ceiling, potential shakiness of required ladder, and desired efficiency. Please reference GE's lightbuld home instillation handbook for further information or alternately contact your local electrician or handy neighbor.

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a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

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why did the black guy die? cancer

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Roses are red, Violets are blue Poems don't have to rhyme

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Yo mama so ugly... she has an extremely bad burn on her face.

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What is worse than a nuke exploding? Going to the hospital and finding out you have cancer and aids.

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What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

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How did the black man get a nice car? He spent 8 years of his life getting a doctorate so he could be hired at a job that will pay for his desired vehicle.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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