Whats black and white all over? Michael Jackson

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womens rights

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What did the judge say to the criminal? I sentence you to a life time of solitary confinement.

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How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

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There was a man and a woman. In a lodge all alone ready to create a child. instead of having sex he violently punched her in the face and stabbed her in her armpits until her loud screams for help had stopped.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What would you call Shaquille O'Neal if he was on the moon? Shaquille O'Neal, or any nickname you may have for him.

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LUKE, I am your father... this is your mother, your parents dont love you so we've adopted you

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was drunk.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What happened to the lion which escaped from the zoo? It was successfully recaptured.

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Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

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what do you get when you combine a vampire,werewolf,and whiny girlfriend ....... the worst show in the history of the earth

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How do you get a clown to shut up? Hit him in the face with an axe

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roses r red violets r blue u jumped in the air and saw a planet to

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What did the black guy say to the other black guy? We are both black

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A Jew, a Russian, and a Turk walk into a bar. The Jew asks, "Can I get a glass of Manischewitz?" The bartender serves him. The Russian asks, "Can I get a shot of vodka?" The bartender serves him. The Turk then asks, "Can I get a Turkish coffee?" The bartender looks at him, confused, and says, "Sorry, but this is a bar. Unfortunately we don't serve coffee."

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What is more boring than watching paint dry? Aids

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Why was the woman happy to give birth to a beautiful, healthy child? Just kidding, she had an abortion.

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What happens if you an 3ft size olive, a glob of red paint and rainbow colored glue on a table and rub your arm in it? You get olive, red paint and glue on your arm.

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How are baseball and the holocaust similar? They're both games, except for the holocaust

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sorry, that was a really bad joke, joking just joking, of course we can chat later, you got something in particular to do?

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What did the nazi say to the jew? Nothing, he shot 'em

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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