727-8088-954 Call Me. Say your name is Nick whether or not your a guy or a girl.

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Roses are red , violets are blue, you like 1d? STFU

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James got up from the couch, forgetting what he got up for he asked his girlfriend, Mary: "What did I get up for again?" Mary replied "To get your medicine for your amnesia."

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whats worse than the holocaust? i don't know, the holocaust was pretty bad.

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hello juliano and guss. having fun?

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What happens when you take a break from reality? Nothing, it's impossible, unless you live in a virtual world.

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What do you call a camel with three humps? A deformed bactrian

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Why is Ellen Degeneres gay? Because she likes the same sex

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Whats worse than a worm in your apple? A worm in your asshole.

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Why'd Sally fall of the swing? Sally's a fish.

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How do you starve a black man? Take away his current food stocks, and means of income.

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What did the pitcher say to the batter who hit the ball very far? Wow, you hit that ball very far.

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Why are plants green? Plants are green due to the chloroplast organelles found in their cells. These membrane bound organelles are exclusive to plant cells and are used to convert sun light to usable chemical energy. This energy is stored in the form of ATP molecules, or adenosine triphosphate. When one of the three phosphate groups of an ATP molecule is removed, the molecule releases the energy put into this bond and becomes ADP, or adenosine diphosphate. Throughout this process, the organelle fulfills its sole function and at the same time gives plants their green color our eyes perceive today.

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do you know whats worse than a bad joke on antijoke.com the holocaust.

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Why did the girl scream? She was being raped.

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Q:Why are babies and spaghetti alike? A:They both stick to the wall when cooked.

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? Nothing he died.

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whats worse than a friend asking you if their ugly, telling them to look in the mirror.

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What's red and can't find a family? A fire hydrant

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Women's rights

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Yo mama has had so many kidney stones she has to be on a water diet.

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The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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