why did the black man apply for a job at kfc? His family was in debt after the loss of his father.

What did the coney say to the hotdog? At least i kill people.

Why did the girl fall off of her highchair? Her father threw an axe at her.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

So an irish man walks into a bar, 10 seconds later he is dead. What happened was there was a sharp piece of metal on the bar so is cut his throat and he bleed to death.

Why is Skrillex so bad a fishing? He has Parkinson's Disease

What did the pregnant teen get for Christmas? A miscarriage

Hey! Have you ever heard of the Alzheimers joke?

What's the difference between a black guy and an asian. They come from different race groups.

what do you get when a white man and a black woman have a baby? A baby

A black man approaches a customer service desk and asks for help. He is racially discriminated and receives no help with his problem.

Q: Why did the cheerleader drop her pom-poms? A: She was knocked unconscious from behind and repeatedly sodomized by a convicted rapist.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

What do you call a dead blond in a coset? Last years hide and seek winner.

a tiger swims into the indian ocen and eats a tuna. the tiger shortly dies

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm an expert on flowers.

Whats the difference between chad woldert and justin beiber? Nothing

Mom: what does IDK, LY, and TTYL mean? Son: I don't know, love you, and talk to you later. Mom: OK, I'll ask your sister.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family

why did the black guy die? cancer

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

Joe: CHOP CHOP KICK PUNCH HI-YAH! Mike:What are you doing? JOE: PRACTICING CHPO MENTAL KICK KARATE!!!!!!!

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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