Why didn't the man buy the sportscar? He couldn't drive stick

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whos district champs not JM

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Rhetorical question.

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What is big, round, hairy, black with a little bit of white and red stripes, large feet, small hands, squinty eyes and a purple beret? Nothing. How ridiculous.

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A sign at the drug rehab centre said keep off the grass. Jimmy thought it was a joke. So the groundskeeper chopped his legs off.

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There was an elephant , a bird, a man, a tree, a cat, a dog, a lion, a horse, a cow, a pig, a duck, a lemon, a turnip, an apple, a rabbit, a slice of pizza and a spoon. I just wasted around 8 seconds of your life

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Why can't penguins fly? Because their wings are adapted to swim and not to fly

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Your mom is so old she is significantly more identifiable in a crowd of middle-aged men and women.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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Can a rabbit jump higher than a tree? No. Trees don't jump

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Why did the little boy leave his bike on the side of the road? He was kidnapped and his body was found 2 weeks later at Penn State

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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Why are black people so tall? Jesus was also black and therefore gives black people some favorable traits.

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Dad: sussy, do you know how you were made? Sussy: No, how? Dad: With this DICK!!

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So a baby seal walks into a club...

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What do u call a man pointing a gun at you? A man with an anger issue

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What did the one stethoscope say to the other stethoscope? Nothing. Stethoscopes can't talk.

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life is like a box of chocolates, it sucks if you have diabetes

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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Q: why are black people so much darker than white people? A: genetics.

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What do astronauts and Wayne Rooney have in common? I don't know. Ok.

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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404 Error: Joke not found

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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