- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs at noon, and 3 legs in the afternoon? A dog that got its hind legs chopped off, and then only got 1 prosthetic one.

Why couldn't Suzie ride the swings? She got hit by a refrigerator.

What did one homo-sexual say to his four homo-sexual friends? Were One Direction!!

What starts with F and ends with UCK? Firetruck

why did bill gates sue his banks? Because he can

Did you hear about the guy who got run over? Me neither

What did Santa call the prostitute? Nothing. Santa isn't real.

Roses are red, violets are blue, This is false, Violets are purple.

How many people does it take to screw in a lightbulb? most likely one unless there is physical disability that makes this person incapable of this action

What did one hand say to the other? Nothing, you fool, hands don't talk.

why was the movie rated PG 13? mild violence and sexual content

Why couldn't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

What do u call a joke with no punchline? A joke with a kickline

sky's sty

Q: Why did the guy fall off his bike? A: He got shot!

Yo momma's so fat, she's broke 'cause she spent too much money on food.

A mother is in the kitchen making dinner for her family when her daughter walks in. “Mother, where do babies come from?” The mother than explains to the daughter the logistics of sex. The daughter seems to comprehend and walk away leaving the mother to cook.

How did the black man get a car? He bought it.

Guy gets new car. TRANFORMER!

Roses are Red. Violets are blue. I took a shit on your wife's face last night.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 beat the crap out of 8.

why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7-8-9

Q:How come we have a black man in th white house? A: because we elected him

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