- Anti Joke

Whats worse than biting an apple with a worm in it? Getting stabed until you died and being fed to your own children....... twice

How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

"I'm terrible at writing jokes." -80% of the people on here.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? He made a very successful living for himself despite this rough economy.

Immaculate Misconception - Motionless In White \m/

why did the baby cross the road i tied it to the back of a car

Go away nothing to see here,. I said go away

Wanna hear a joke? What? Life.

Mother: "George what happenend to your pet rock?" George:"I dont know." Mother:"Here! I found your pet rock. It was in the same place it was before!"

Why are female badgers more attracted to the smell of cheese than male badgers? I don't know. Ask Bill Snodgrass

Why shouldn't you drink and drive? You might spill your beer

What ended in the year 1970? 1969

What is the difference between a jew and a boyscout? A boyscout comes back from camp.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

knock knock? Whos there? a questionable person. What? exactly.

Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

What did enzo give courtney for her 69th birthday? A cake that looked like a pussy cat named kyle

a jew walked into a bar-mitzvah

Why did Michael Jackson become white? Because he likes to molest children.

what did the mexican do yesterday? bang your mom

What do a raven and a writing desk have in common? I have no idea.

what is orange? an orange

A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.