How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Steven hawkings shook my hand

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

A chicken walked into the bar...

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" *dies*

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

a. why? b. because

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? i don't know, he hasn't unwrapped it yet

HOW DO YOU KILL A BLACK MAN? YOU DONT

How do you make an Indian explode? Push the red button

Q: What did the black man say to the other black man? A: Nothing. They didn't know each other.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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