2 guys at a funeral. "did you know the girl?" asks one of the guys. "No" replies the other. "Me neither."

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Why is this site popular? Because people don't read the terms of service.

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What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

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Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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What can little Billy play? The tumour, sorry I meant what will little Billy die from.

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There once was a man from Peru, Whose limericks all stopped on line two.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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The speeding car skidded on the rain-slicked roadway. Beyond the outside of the curve was a 100 meter drop-off. As the car slid toward the edge of the road, the driver and passenger both had a sick feeling in the pit of their stomach and wished they hadn't ordered vinegar milkshakes, the special of the day at Pickle Shack. Or it could have been the toadstools, but it didn't matter now.

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What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

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Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

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A drunk guy walks into a car

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A black guy walks out of a house with a t.v. He proceeds to put it into a moving van and moves into his new house.

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A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

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What's blue and fluffy? Pink fluff holding its breath

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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Why is Stevie Wonder always smiling? Because he's usually in a good mood.

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Hey I just met you and this is crazy this song doesn't rhyme penis

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Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

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Two biscuits were sitting in an oven. One says to the other hows it going, the other says nothing because he knows that biscuits can't talk.

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Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

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Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

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Why did the boy break his leg? Because he fell off a building

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Knock knock Who's there Orange Orange who Orange

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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