- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the pedophile go to the park? He lost his dog.

What did the little boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike.

id give my right arm to be ambidextrous

what's better than winning the special olympics? -not being retarded

Q:Why did the baby cross the road? A: It was stapled to the chicken

Chuck Norris can carry very heavy objects.

What has no eyes no arms no legs and the lack of a brain? You for liking this joke

So I says to the guy "take the money and run." He then takes my money and walks down the street.

What Do you say to an atheist after he sneezes? Bless you. Its just polite

Your mama's so stupid that i wouldn't be surprised if you were to tell me that she didn't graduate high school.

What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff. What's not pink and fluffy? Rape.

Why doesn't the boy get anything for Christmas? His parents died the night before!

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

What happened when the man crossed the road? He lived happily ever after because he looked both ways for traffic.

A vampire sees a werewolf at a bar, aware of the upcoming brawl between them two, the bartender shoots them both in the head but it's okay because neither of them exist.

What is worse than 3 lesbians in a telephone booth? 6 squirrels donkey punching your urethra.

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

Whats worse than 2 babies in a trashcan. 1 baby in 2 trashcans

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

What's black and chrispy inside? A black guy with bonecancer

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