- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What can you use a broken watch for? A compass.

Why are you looking here? The joke's in your hand.

What do you call a black guy that drives an airplane? A pilot.

A man is in prison and one day his cellmate offers to help him escape. The cellmate tells the man to quickly hide under the covers on his bed and that he'll instruct him further once the security guard passes. The man is then raped. Savagely.

why ya gotta be so rude? cause i can

What did the taxi driver say when the black man got in to his taxi? Where to sir?

What's scarier than a ghost? Ur mum.

friend 1: Alright man, i got your back friend 2: AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!

What does greg and Ian have in common?

Why did the white girl lose the race? The girl that she was beating was black and her boy shot her. Therefore the black girl won.

What word starts with "F" and ends with "uck"? Fuck.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lays on it's back? A school bus after a traffic accident

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

Who visits Satan on Christmas? A dyslexic box.

why was the boy crying over his dog, his cat, and his bird? Cuz i raped them Wat about his pet hamster? I threw it at a wall

(you will only get this if you play minecraft) whats green and looks like a penis? a creeper!

A British man walks into a dentist's office.

A Jew walks into a bar, he buys it.

how do you kill a bird? tie it to a tree throw a wasp nest at it and run the tree over with a semi filled with manure

What's brown and sticky? Shit.

WHY DID THE CHICKEN CROSS THE ROAD?

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

why was six afraid of seven? it's a long story, and six doesn't want to talk about it.

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