- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Tommy was excited to get a tattoo of a falafel on his wiener. He got skin cancer.

When is a car not a car? When it's scrapped and turned into license plates.

If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks why the long face? The horse, unable to comprehend human speech, promptly craps on the floor and leaves.

Why was David sad? Because he got his head stuck in a window.

What do you call a blond reading a book? A blond reading a book.

The Princess is in another castle

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

whats small and sexually confused? YOu

Why did the chicken cross the road? Most likely for no discernible reason as chickens are animals with poor reasoning skills.

A terrorist gets on a plane. He has a pleasant flight and gets off in a new country.

a. why? b. because

How do you make a blond cry? Rape her and kill her family.

Salt: "Hi there!" Slug: "AAÀAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHH!!!" dies

whats worse than finding a joke in a cracker? finding an anti joke in a cracker.

some dude: weed is bad Other dude: then why do they prescribe it to people are you dumb or are you stupid

What do a plane and a flight attendant have in common? They're both going somewhere in their careers. Aside from the flight attendant.

What do shoes and boxes have in common Both will get squashed if a washing machine lands on one of them

your sister has 1 boob thats funny

A chicken walked into the bar...

What's got one leg and no eyes? A leg.

What happened to the gun that was jammed? It didn't shoot.

Wife: "I suggest you check properly next time you lose your keys so that you find them quicker" Husband: "I suggest that next time I sit down and have a beer while I wait for Doc Martin and his time machine to give my keys back.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Keep talking shit bitch, and I'll come for you!

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