- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the blond paint in the nude? because she couldn't find her clothes, and wanted to express her emotions through art

Q: What do you call an anti-joke? A: An anti-joke

Why did the bartender kick out the three jews at midnight? Because the bar closes at 11.

Why did Visellet stop eating cherries? Because she choked on a pit and died.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

I like U.............................nicorns :D

Q: What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? A: Get in the car.

Why was the mushroom invited to the party? It was because it was a mushroom costume party

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

what do you call ten white people on a bench ten white people sitting on a bench, possibly eating their lunch

How is a fat girl like a tiny motorcycle? She isn't, and you should be ashamed of yourself for even thinking how she might be.

Once upon a time, Ducks THE END

What is black and white and red all over? A nun that just fell down the stairs.

What's yellow and can't swim? A tractor.

Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

why did the girl ask for food? because she was hungry and hadnt eaten in days.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

What color is the orange? Grey, I'm color blind.

A chicken , a dog and a horse walked into a bar. There were going to the vets but were confused.

Two peanuts walked into a bar... One was a salted.

How may Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side!

What's the difference between the son of a prostitute and Luke Skywalker? Luke knew who his father was.

Whats worse then a rainy day? Rape.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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