whats worse than nailing 8 babies to 8 trees? nailing 1 baby to 8 trees.

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If a man and a woman get married in Texas and move to Washington are they still brother and sister?

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what do call a dead dog in between two planks of wood? big sandwhich.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

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A man walks in to a bar, He sits down and enjoys a pint.

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What do you call a man that's very angry? A Very Angry Man.

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Q: What is worse than a dead baby in a trashcan? A: A dead baby in 10 trashcans.

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What's worse than an hours detention? Gettind raped by a horse anally.

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What's brown and liquidy? Brown paint.

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Knock, Knock whos there? Jesus Jesus who? Jesus Christ

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Why dd the little girl drop her ice cream cone? She lost her arms to cancer.

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Why did suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock - who's there? Bob -bob who.... Bobs knocking for suzie!

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why did the family have dinner? they were hungry and it was 6:00

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How long does it take for a dead baby to explode in the microwave? I don't know, I was too busy masterbating.

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ProX hacker JazZ Has aids hahahaha

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why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is a human being belonging to a particular religious minority and the other is a delicious Italian food favoured by English speaking western cultures. The problem with this anti-joke is that the facts are not correct, pizza was originally invented and China; however,it looked quite different then what might be considered pizza by our standards, when pizza was brought to Italy it was improved to make what we now consider pizza in modern times. While some people may consider pizza an Italian food, this would be failing to give credit to the Chinese who invented it.

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Yo momma is so ugly that shes been taking self acceptance classes for her very low self esteem which is only one of many side affects shes had from years of bad relationships and being told she was and infact still is horrifically ugly its a truly sad thing and being the child of her you should be ashamed that you have not worked to help raise her self esteem

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Tim and Jim are Telling Jokes Tim: Knock Knock ... Jim does not respond because Tim has a mental disorder causing him to believe in hypothetical doors and thus ignores him so that he does not upset his friend

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kill yourself....with a cigarette

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"...."-Hellen Keller

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What would happen if RAINN Wilson, the actor, married Michael MANN, the director? They'd probably be arrested; 2 men can't get married in California anymore (thanks a lot, Utah)!

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What did the hispanic say to the black guy? I'm not sure. I wasn't listening because eavesdropping is rude.

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Why were there bones on the moon? The cow diden't make it.

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