- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy collect poop? Because it was it was his dogs shit.

Bro my d*ck is like 20 inches. That's not healthy, an erection that big will deprive your brain of too much blood and kill you

If life hands you lemons your probably hallucinating.

How did the blind dyslexic boy find his way out of the cornfield? -He drew backwords numbers and letters in the dirt

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

What's red and green And moves at 300mph A frog in a blender

Why did the boy jump in the van? Because his parents had just been in a terrible car accident.... There where 2 fatalities.

What do you call a black guy flying a plane? A pilot.

Whats worst than finding half a worm in your apple? Getting rapped by a giant scorpian

How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

Roses are red, Violets are violet, hence the name Violets.

Why isn't this joke funny? Because it has no point.

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

An American, Mexican, and Chinese men are each asked to throw something off a cliff that they have too much of. The Chinese threw off rice. The Mexican threw off tacos. And the Americans.. Well.. They threw off the Mexicans.

What did the bartender say to the black guy? hi there

A muslim paints Mohammed

Why did the boy fall out of the tree? He had a stroke.

Why did the baby fall down from the tree? It was dead.

I have an erection My mom!

why did sally fall off the swing cause she had no arms knock knock who's there? not sally

What do you call a kid with no arms and no legs? names.

what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

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